The Government Lies

  1. The government is run by people (False:we all know it's run by space weasels duh)
  2. The national debt exist (False:you can't owe yourself money!)
  3. The CIA has a purpose (False:CIA stands for circles in apples and that doesn't even make sense)
  4. The FBI is not scary (False: they stalk your phones and like coming your house)
  5. Clowns are perfectly safe(False: they are used for war and scaring children and some adults into obeying)